Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Note to Self: shave on the plane next time......

And on the note of what happened last night, why do you always get lucky when you have not shaved? It’s like an unwritten rule of fate. When you’ve actually made plans and are completely hairless and ready, it’s not going to happen. When your legs are all stubly, this is when you will get laid. It’s guaranteed. It never fails, on dates if I’ve forgotten to shave guess what, tonight will be THE night. I should have just realized when he first walked over to me that of course I would end up shagging him again because my legs weren’t shaved.

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